He is funny and he cracks me up with his quirky songs, but then he has a love song and BAM! I would like to think of this song as kind of a love song.
You see, I met my husband online. On eHarmony to be exact. I was reluctant. I was scared. Because I thought I would get some weird guy that smells and has no ambition.
Here's the secret to online dating (YOU HAVE TO BE WILLING TO PAY THE MONEY) Well, someone paid the money for me to be on it, but it worked. I met the best guy in the whole wide world.
Watch the video to familiarize yourself with this song. Then read my comparison. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE6iAjEv9dQ
I laughed out loud listening to this song... until a client changed the channel. Sometimes you need to laugh, and I TRULY believe that the Lord has one amazing sense of humor, because I once thought this song was funny, in a like "Haha, I'll never online date again." Until I heard it yesterday, It reminded me of my wonderful Husband, who... no, we don't have our lives together, but I wouldn't want to do life with anyone else! He's my favorite.
Enjoy.
I work down at the Pizza Pit (Josh works at Pizza By the Guy)
And I drive and old Hyundai (It's an old mercury Mystique)
I still live with my mom and dad (We both do/did)
I'm 5'3 and overweight
And I drive and old Hyundai (It's an old mercury Mystique)
I still live with my mom and dad (We both do/did)
I'm 5'3 and overweight
I'm a sci-fi fanatic
Mild asthmatic
Never been to 2nd base
But there's a whole another me
That you need to see
Go check out Myspace (Facebook... LOL)
Mild asthmatic
Never been to 2nd base
But there's a whole another me
That you need to see
Go check out Myspace (Facebook... LOL)
'Cause online I'm down in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black belt in Karate
And I love a good glass of wine (Thank you sweet Jesus that he didn't lie online in his eHarmony profile)
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black belt in Karate
And I love a good glass of wine (Thank you sweet Jesus that he didn't lie online in his eHarmony profile)
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online
So much cooler online
I get home, I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack (His mom made his breakfast and lunch for the day.)
I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac (his Mac is currently in our basement... at my parents)
And she fixes me a snack (His mom made his breakfast and lunch for the day.)
I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac (his Mac is currently in our basement... at my parents)
In real life, the only time I've
Ever even been to L.A.
Was when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade (Josh has been to the Rose Bowl, played the Tuba, loves Marching Band)
Ever even been to L.A.
Was when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade (Josh has been to the Rose Bowl, played the Tuba, loves Marching Band)
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